Madame White Cake
when nathan gunn gets hired

Pretty sure Nathan Gunn’s abs are in their own fach.

whatshouldwecallopera:

the director will stage something like
 

This illustrates the best use of the Internet and animated gifs. 

When that singer you thought was awful won the Mets

I, uh, may have made this face before.

doyoutakevoicelessons:

My accompanist at every audition ever

Oh holy hell, this is so true.

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

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The drawing will be next Sunday!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY! THE INSTRUCTIONS SPECIFICALLY SAID DON’T GRAB YOUR COATS AND LAPTOPS AND TO MOVE QUICKLY BUT WITHOUT PANICKING! IF THIS WAS A REAL FIRE AND NOT A DRILL YOU WOULDN’T BE TWITTERING AND STUFF!
YEAH WE WOULD.
WE’D ACTUALLY BE SLOWER. FIRE WOULD LOOK SO COOL WITH INSTAGRAM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY! THE INSTRUCTIONS SPECIFICALLY SAID DON’T GRAB YOUR COATS AND LAPTOPS AND TO MOVE QUICKLY BUT WITHOUT PANICKING! IF THIS WAS A REAL FIRE AND NOT A DRILL YOU WOULDN’T BE TWITTERING AND STUFF!

YEAH WE WOULD.

WE’D ACTUALLY BE SLOWER. FIRE WOULD LOOK SO COOL WITH INSTAGRAM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
NO, I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND FILL MY SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS WITH DEPRESSING NON-SEQUITIRS AND DISJOINTED QUERIES THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED FOR SOMEONE SPECIFIC INSTEAD OF CALLING THAT INDIVIDUAL OR SENDING THEM AN EMAIL, FORCING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO ASK ME WHAT’S WRONG WHILE I JUST GO “NOTHING, I’M FINE” AND CONTINUE TO POST AN ENDLESS STREAM OF SKYLINE PHOTOGRAPHY AND NATURE PANORAMAS WITH SEVENTH GRADE POETRY TEXT ON TOP. OH, AND RAINDROPS ON WINDOWPANES. CAN’T FORGET THAT.
YEAH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW YOU AND KEITH BROKE UP. WE COULD JUST TALK ABOUT IT.
NO. I HAVE TO GET TO TUMBLR.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

NO, I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND FILL MY SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS WITH DEPRESSING NON-SEQUITIRS AND DISJOINTED QUERIES THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED FOR SOMEONE SPECIFIC INSTEAD OF CALLING THAT INDIVIDUAL OR SENDING THEM AN EMAIL, FORCING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO ASK ME WHAT’S WRONG WHILE I JUST GO “NOTHING, I’M FINE” AND CONTINUE TO POST AN ENDLESS STREAM OF SKYLINE PHOTOGRAPHY AND NATURE PANORAMAS WITH SEVENTH GRADE POETRY TEXT ON TOP. OH, AND RAINDROPS ON WINDOWPANES. CAN’T FORGET THAT.

YEAH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW YOU AND KEITH BROKE UP. WE COULD JUST TALK ABOUT IT.

NO. I HAVE TO GET TO TUMBLR.

Little Miss European Pigtails returns, all coy glances and swaying hips, with our entrée: a beef Wellington, I think.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 250.

do you think it’s beef wellington or DO YOU FUCKING KNOW?!

(via 50shadesofsuck)

Dios mio! Ana!” Holy crap, it’s José.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 107.

he’s MEXICAN!

(via 50shadesofsuck)

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.