(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
"Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!"
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"Is butter a carb?"
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
I never set foot inside the main library my entire freshman year at college. TRUEFAX.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse)
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
French buuuuuuuuurn
(via smands)
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW AND I CAN LEGITIMATELY NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF OH MY GOD I’M GONNA PEE
:DDD
“[Britta] like Britney Spears?”
(Source: mikaelabanes, via communitythings)
